tryna hug tall people like
im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.
When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
friend: sorry about the mess!
me: sorry about the mess!