I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
You’re not a real straight boy if you’ve never fucked a football
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
taking a selfie when ur feelin rlly confident and photogenic and then looking at it and youre just